[PHOTO: Andy Cheung]

If there’s two guys who know about talking s–t on the internet, it’s Club Pro Guy and Min Woo Lee. The (in)famous golf satire account on Twitter/X has taken aim at everyone and everything in the sport over the past several years while the talented Aussie has become known for his incredible NBA-level hype videos ahead of tournaments. On Sunday, the unstoppable force of CPG finally collided with the immovable object that is Lee when the Three Jack National head pro fired a shot at the DP World Tour pro after Lee’s dramatic Australian PGA Championship victory.

But Lee was not a static target, and quickly fired back with the only taunt in sports that holds any water:

Scoreboard.

This is the Carlton–Collingwood of golf internet troll battles and we are extremely here for it. Both CPG and Lee peddle in sarcasm and winking self-parody, so this probably isn’t as feisty as it seems on the surface, but in world with more actual beef than your local butcher, perhaps a fake feud is for the best.