Cameron Smith’s regular appearance – mullet, moustache, flat brim, being a Queenslander – is the definition of chill. It’s hard to look more vibey than he does on a consistent basis, yet he somehow found a way to during round three at Pinehurst.

Smith is an official original ambassador for the golf clothing brand Penguin, a brand unafraid to put their guys in bright colours and funky prints. They’ll have a hard time topping what they put Smith in on Saturday at Pinehurst, a shirt that appears to be the “periodic table of booze”. That’s right.

Check out the shirt and zoom in if you need to:

Let’s take a closer look:

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Whiskey. Cognac. Tequila. Yeah, that’s definitely a periodic table of alcohol.

There are, roughly, five people on earth that can pull this off. Cam is one of them. This is the shirt the 25-handicapper shows up in on the first tee and asks if everyone wants to belt down a beer while everyone collectively rolls their eyes inside. Then he shoots a “98” that was really a 125 but you just let him have it. Unfortunately a lot more of those guys are now going to buy this one now that Smith is rocking it.

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